Spent 2002-2008 testing the market for childrens books in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2006 marketing bacon for no pay. Spent a weekend developing carnival rides on Wall Street. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for weed whackers in Orlando, FL. Uniquely-equipped for testing the market for Virgin Mary figurines in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2004 selling cod in Pensacola, FL.